"I just knew that God wasn't there. He was a man on a throne in Heaven, so he was easy to forget"

"Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop"

"A gentle heart is tied with an easy thread"

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die"

"The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer"

"Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven"

"The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven"

"It wasn't until late in life that I discovered how easy it is to say "I don't know.""

"Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field"

"Have patience. All things are difficult before they become easy"

"As we read the school reports on our children, we realize a sense of relief that can rise to delight that thank Heaven nobody is reporting in this fashion on us"