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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me - theyre
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"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam"

- George Carlin

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This quote by George Carlin is a humorous take on the idea that individuals read the Bible more as they get older. He suggests that individuals are "cramming" for their last examination, indicating that life is a test which the Bible is the study guide. Carlin's quote suggests that individuals are attempting to get knowledge and wisdom from the Bible in order to get ready for the afterlife. It likewise suggests that individuals are trying to live a moral life in order to get favor with God. Carlin's quote is an amusing way of looking at the concept that people are attempting to gain knowledge and knowledge from the Bible in order to prepare for the afterlife. It likewise implies that individuals are trying to live a moral life in order to acquire favor with God. Eventually, Carlin's quote is a humorous method of taking a look at the idea that people are trying to gain understanding and knowledge from the Bible in order to prepare for the afterlife.

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George Carlin This quote is written / told by George Carlin between May 12, 1937 and June 22, 2008. He was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 48 other quotes.

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