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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the nigh
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"Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in"

- Rita Rudner

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This quote by Rita Rudner is a funny take on the age-old dispute of whether guys ought to put the toilet seat down after using the restroom. Rudner suggests that men who regularly leave the toilet seat up are doing so intentionally, as a method to get vengeance on females. By leaving the seat up, men are hoping that women will get up in the middle of the night to use the restroom and fall in. This quote is a lighthearted way of poking fun at the gender divide in between men and women, and the little, daily annoyances that include it. It is a pointer that even the smallest of things can have a big impact on relationships, which it is necessary to be mindful of the little things.

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Rita Rudner This quote is written / told by Rita Rudner somewhere between September 17, 1955 and today. She was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 34 other quotes.

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