Humor quote by Emo Philips

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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing
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"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing"

- Emo Philips

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This quote by Emo Philips is a funny way of expressing the concept that technology is advancing much faster than humans. It indicates that computers are ending up being increasingly intelligent and can even beat people in particular jobs, such as playing checkers. Nevertheless, the speaker is positive that humans still have the upper hand in other areas, such as physical activities like kickboxing. This quote is a tip that innovation is advancing quickly, but it also acts as a reminder that human beings still have the benefit in particular locations. It is a funny method of revealing the idea that innovation is advancing, however humans still have the upper hand in particular locations.

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Emo Philips This quote is written / told by Emo Philips somewhere between February 7, 1956 and today. He was a famous Comedian from USA, the quote is categorized under the topic Humor. The author also have 34 other quotes.

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