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People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in whic
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"People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy"

- Demetri Martin

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This quote by Demetri Martin is a funny take on the distinctions in between individuals and squirrels. He acknowledges that many people would concur that individuals and squirrels are very various, but he also points out that there is one circumstance in which they are similar. That situation is when he is driving towards them in his cars and truck. In this scenario, it can be difficult to tell the difference in between the two, particularly if the human is "sort of hairy". This quote is a funny method of mentioning the similarities in between individuals and animals, and how even in the most not likely of scenarios, they can be difficult to differentiate. It likewise works as a reminder to be cautious when driving, as you never ever understand who or what you might experience on the road.

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Demetri Martin somewhere between May 25, 1973 and today. He was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 29 other quotes.

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