"When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up"

This quote by Albert Brooks is a humorous way of revealing the importance of making sure one's life is lived in a manner in which will be remembered favorably. By suggesting that if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of his obituary, he has actually "screwed up", Brooks is suggesting that he wishes to be kept in mind for his accomplishments and not for any humiliating or outrageous behavior. This quote is a tip to live life in such a way that will be remembered fondly and to strive to make a favorable effect on the world. It is a pointer to concentrate on the things that will be remembered and to prevent any behavior that might be seen as unsuitable or embarrassing.