"When I was little, my mother taught me how to use a fork and knife. The trouble is that Mother forget to teach me how to stop using them!"

"Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible"

"What a mother sings to the cradle goes all the way down to the coffin"

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it"

"Hope... is the companion of power, and the mother of success; for who so hopes has within him the gift of miracles"

"Problems are the price of progress. Don't bring me anything but trouble. Good news weakens me"

"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so"

"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his"

"The mother art is architecture. Without an architecture of our own we have no soul of our own civilization"

"The trouble with children is that they're not returnable"

"Children that are raised in a home with a married mother and father consistently do better in every measure of well-being than their peers who come from divorced or step-parent, single-parent, cohabiting homes"