"When we got to the hotel, the Hawaiian Village, there were 500 screaming women there. The police were trying to keep the crowd back. It was very dangerous"

"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent"

"Women are responsible for their children, they cannot sit back, waste time and see them starve"

"Women are responsible for creating their own roles"

"Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed"

"Scandal begins when the police put a stop to it"

"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his"

"They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men"

"If the Police could do a reunion... One of the biggest jerks I ever met was Sting. If he can do it, then anyone can do it. It's not that big a deal. And the Eagles! They did it! They severely hated each other. It's just rock and roll"

"Americans like fat books and thin women"

"The only really happy folk are married women and single men"