Captions & Social Media: One-Liners Quotes

Find crisp one-liner quotes designed for captions and social media. From witty punch lines to clever puns, these quick reads help you add personality, humor, and flair to posts, stories, and reels. Browse short, shareable lines suited for moods from playful to bold. Mix and match to spark engagement, highlight everyday moments, and keep your feed memorable without extra words.

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"Haters keep on hating, cause somebody's gotta do it"

Chris Brown, Musician

Chris Brown

"I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'"

Willie Nelson, Musician

Paris Hilton, Celebrity

Paris Hilton

"I'm little, but I love big things"

Lorrie Fair, Athlete

"Lipgloss is my calling!"

Vanessa Hudgens, Actress

Vanessa Hudgens

"And that's the way it is"

Walter Cronkite, Journalist

"Yes... well, I used to have a pilot's license"

Will Wright, Scientist

"I'm not in politics"

David Attenborough, Journalist

David Attenborough

"I don't have any nicknames"

Sally Ride, Astronaut

"I have no message"

Zinedine Zidane, Athlete

"I'm a huge nerd"

Sydney Sweeney, Actress

Sydney Sweeney

"Oh, I'm definitely a wild child"

Naomi Watts, Actress

"I'm pretty much a couch potato"

Wentworth Miller, Actor

"I'm not the most talkative guy in the world"

Skeet Ulrich, Actor

"I hate getting bored"

Edward Hall, Lawyer

"I do not speak frequently or otherwise to the press"

Kenneth Starr, Lawyer

"In general, shorter is better. If you can encapsulate your idea into a single captivating sentence, you're halfway home"

Len Wein, Cartoonist

"Facebook is my life"

Hailee Steinfeld, Actress

Hailee Steinfeld

"That's me, I'm emotional"

David Wells, Athlete

"Either positive or negative comments are good because it shows I am still relevant"

Justin Guarini, Musician

"I only like boutiques"

Jane Birkin, Actress

"I was born just barely south of the Mason Dixon line"

Ned Beatty, Actor

"Nancy is superstitious"

Michael Reagan, Radio host

Michael Reagan

"I, on the other hand, have a bit of a southern accent"

Michael W. Smith, Musician

"I'm as conservative as they come"

Matthew Vaughn, Producer

"I don't know how people recognize me"

Laura Prepon, Actress

"I can't please everybody"

Kendrick Lamar, Musician

Kendrick Lamar

"I’m gonna show you crazy"

Sabrina Carpenter, Musician

"I’m a busy woman"

Sabrina Carpenter, Musician

"I am not a fashion freak!"

Kate Moss, Model

"This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all"

Red Barber, Celebrity

"I'm not a partygoer"

Jewel Kilcher, Musician

"I'm a late-night guy"

Dane Cook, Comedian

"I'm pretty boring really"

Brett Favre, Athlete

"People who know me, know who I am"

Jason Momoa, Actor

Jason Momoa

"No, I'm not running for office someday"

Chris Hughes, Entrepreneur

Chris Hughes

"I hope it will come as no surprise that I have something to say"

Teresa Heinz, Celebrity

"I'm more of a jeans and T-shirt kind of girl"

Tara Reid, Actress

"I'm a kid from Boston"

Rob Mariano, Celebrity

"Ninety-seven is my lucky number"

Antonia Fraser, Author

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