Captions & Social Media: One-Liners Quotes

Find crisp one-liner quotes designed for captions and social media. From witty punch lines to clever puns, these quick reads help you add personality, humor, and flair to posts, stories, and reels. Browse short, shareable lines suited for moods from playful to bold. Mix and match to spark engagement, highlight everyday moments, and keep your feed memorable without extra words.

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"I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'"

Willie Nelson, Musician

Paris Hilton, Celebrity

Small: Paris Hilton

"I'm little, but I love big things"

Lorrie Fair, Athlete

"I'm pretty much a couch potato"

Wentworth Miller, Actor

"No, I'm not running for office someday"

Chris Hughes, Entrepreneur

Small: Chris Hughes

"I'm not a politician"

Eric Braeden, Actor

"And that's the way it is"

Walter Cronkite, Journalist

"I'm not in politics"

David Attenborough, Journalist

Small: David Attenborough

"I have no message"

Zinedine Zidane, Athlete

"Lipgloss is my calling!"

Vanessa Hudgens, Actress

Small: Vanessa Hudgens

"Yes... well, I used to have a pilot's license"

Will Wright, Scientist

"Haters keep on hating, cause somebody's gotta do it"

Chris Brown, Musician

Small: Chris Brown

"I hate getting bored"

Edward Hall, Lawyer

"This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all"

Red Barber, Celebrity

"I don't have any nicknames"

Sally Ride, Astronaut

"I'm a huge nerd"

Sydney Sweeney, Actress

Small: Sydney Sweeney

"Oh, I'm definitely a wild child"

Naomi Watts, Actress

"I'm not the most talkative guy in the world"

Skeet Ulrich, Actor

"I, on the other hand, have a bit of a southern accent"

Michael W. Smith, Musician

"Facebook is my life"

Hailee Steinfeld, Actress

Small: Hailee Steinfeld

"That's me, I'm emotional"

David Wells, Athlete

"Either positive or negative comments are good because it shows I am still relevant"

Justin Guarini, Musician

"I only like boutiques"

Jane Birkin, Actress

"I was born just barely south of the Mason Dixon line"

Ned Beatty, Actor

"Nancy is superstitious"

Michael Reagan, Radio host

Small: Michael Reagan

"I'm as conservative as they come"

Matthew Vaughn, Producer

"I'm pretty boring really"

Brett Favre, Athlete

"I am not a fashion freak!"

Kate Moss, Model

"I do not speak frequently or otherwise to the press"

Kenneth Starr, Lawyer

"In general, shorter is better. If you can encapsulate your idea into a single captivating sentence, you're halfway home"

Len Wein, Cartoonist

"I'm not a partygoer"

Jewel Kilcher, Musician

"I'm a late-night guy"

Dane Cook, Comedian

"I hope it will come as no surprise that I have something to say"

Teresa Heinz, Celebrity

"I'm more of a jeans and T-shirt kind of girl"

Tara Reid, Actress

"I'm a kid from Boston"

Rob Mariano, Celebrity

"Ninety-seven is my lucky number"

Antonia Fraser, Author

"People always give me styling products and stuff"

Rachael Leigh Cook, Actress

"I want to create a little chaos and make people's heads turn"

Scott Caan, Actor

"Well folks, that's about it for the show tonight"

John Fahey, Musician

"If my life was a song the title would be 'Naima'"

Naima Adedapo, Musician

Small: Naima Adedapo

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