Friendship: Funny Friendship Quotes

Celebrate the lighter side of friendship with a cheerful collection of quips, one-liners, and witty observations. These lighthearted lines capture inside jokes, playful honesty, and the kind of support that arrives with laughter first. Whether you want a quick chuckle, a caption for a shared photo, or a smile to send a best friend, this selection keeps the mood upbeat and relatable. Enjoy humor that appreciates real bonds while keeping the tease gentle and the warmth genuine.

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"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends"

Oscar Wilde, Dramatist

Oscar Wilde

"I grew up in the Bronx where you would stay up late with your girlfriends, just being silly in our bedrooms, whatever. And I was always the clown"

Jennifer Lopez, Musician

Jennifer Lopez

"If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call"

Ben Affleck, Actor

Ben Affleck

"A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down"

Arnold H. Glasow, Businessman

Arnold H. Glasow

"Friendship is an arrangement by which we undertake to exchange small favors for big ones"

Charles de Montesquieu, Philosopher

Charles de Montesquieu

"Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other"

William Tecumseh Sherman, Soldier

William Tecumseh Sherman

"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat"

Erma Bombeck, Journalist

Erma Bombeck

"Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies"

Gore Vidal, Novelist

Gore Vidal

"One sure way to lose another woman's friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements"

Marcelene Cox, Writer

Marcelene Cox

"Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship"

Sydney Smith, Clergyman

Sydney Smith

"Friendship is mutual blackmail elevated to the level of love"

Robin Morgan, Activist

"I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend's garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I met who knew more electronics than I did at that point. We became good friends, because we shared an interest in computer and we had a sense of humor. We pulled all kinds of pranks together"

Steve Jobs, Businessman

Steve Jobs

"Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?"

Bill Watterson, Cartoonist

Bill Watterson

"Independence is all very well, but we animals never allow our friends to make fools of themselves beyond a certain limit; and that limit you've reached"

Kenneth Grahame, Novelist

"When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?"

Max Frisch, Novelist

"Guys just don't care. We don't take the time to plan behind each other's back. We just say, If you don't like me, screw you'. If a guy doesn't like you, you know because you have a black eye"

Jonathan Bennett, Philosopher

"Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other"

Honore de Balzac, Novelist

Honore de Balzac

"Most of us don't need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with"

Robert Brault, Philosopher

Robert Brault

"You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else"

Robert Louis Stevenson, Writer

Robert Louis Stevenson

"Quarrel? Nonsense; we have not quarreled. If one is not to get into a rage sometimes, what is the good of being friends?"

George Eliot, Author

George Eliot

"No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days"

Plautus, Playwright

Plautus

"It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like"

Casey Stengel, Athlete

"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest"

Erma Bombeck, Journalist

Erma Bombeck

"Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little"

Gore Vidal, Novelist

Gore Vidal

"She is such a good friend that she would throw all her acquaintances into the water for the pleasure of fishing them out again"

Charles Maurice de Talleyrand, Diplomat

"To find a friend one must close one eye - to keep him, two"

Norman Douglas, Writer

Norman Douglas

"I go out with friends, but I don't have time to get in trouble"

Britney Spears, Musician

"We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them"

Evelyn Waugh, Author

Evelyn Waugh

"Vig used to call me 'Elf boy', and I'd call him 'filthy human'. As an Elf, I never got a scratch on me, never got dirty. And Vig would come out with blood and sweat all over him. And he'd say to me, 'Oh, go manicure your nails.'"

Orlando Bloom, Actor

Orlando Bloom

"Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh"

Adam Sandler, Actor

Adam Sandler

"I usually dress very casual. Whenever I go out with my friends, I'm always like, 'Can't I just wear sweatpants?'"

Natalie Portman, Actress

Natalie Portman

"Friends take up time, and I didn't have time"

Richard Pryor, Actor

"I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it can go from love to anger. It's a great dynamic"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"Friendship is a very taxing and arduous form of leisure activity"

Mortimer Adler, Philosopher

"I'm an angel compared to some of my friends"

Lindsay Lohan, Actress

Lindsay Lohan

"I mean I can do it when I'm very relaxed, and with good friends, then I think I can be amusing"

Rowan Atkinson, Comedian

"I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one another next morning"

Izaak Walton, Writer

"I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games"

Ben Hogan, Athlete

"Shanks and I tend to have a lot of fun. And, oh, any of The Simpsons' episodes are my favorites too"

Richard Dean Anderson, Actor

"I'm not a social friend of the Reagans. That's by their choice and by mine. They don't drink enough"

Lyn Nofziger

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