Humor & Wit: Savage Quotes

Discover a curated mix of sharp, witty lines that capture the spirit of savage humor - bold, concise, and built for memorable comebacks. These quotes celebrate confident wordplay without crossing into cruelty, offering punchy retorts for playful banter and lighthearted roasting. Browse for quick inspiration, a clever caption, or a snappy one-liner that lands with style. Whether you prefer dry sarcasm or cheeky zingers, you'll find options that balance edge and charm, keeping the mood fun, clever, and unmistakably fearless.

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"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing"

Robert E. Howard, Writer

"When your opponent is drowning, throw the son of a bitch an anvil"

James Carville, Lawyer

"It is not enough for me to win. My enemies must lose"

David Merrick, Producer

David Merrick

"I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters"

Donald Trump, Businessman

Donald Trump

"Latins for Republicans - it's like roaches for Raid"

John Leguizamo, Comedian

"Our 'neoconservatives' are neither new nor conservative, but old as Bablyon and evil as Hell"

Edward Abbey, Author

Edward Abbey

"Hippies are so phoney and fake"

George Harrison, Musician

George Harrison

"I don't care what people think. people are stupid"

Charles Barkley, Athlete

Charles Barkley

"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children"

Charlie Sheen, Actor

Charlie Sheen

"Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer"

Katharine Hepburn, Actress

Katharine Hepburn

"The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that"

Ted Turner, Businessman

"You know George M. Steinbrenner III is the center of all evil in the universe"

Ben Affleck, Actor

Ben Affleck

"Britney would make a better prostitute than Christina. She's thicker"

Snoop Dogg, Musician

"I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck"

Tre Cool, Musician

"I'd rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen"

Mariah Carey, Musician

Mariah Carey

"I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world"

Ted Nugent, Musician

Ted Nugent

"I think celebrities suck"

Eddie Vedder, Musician

"I can’t relate to desperation. My ‘give a fucks’ are on vacation"

Sabrina Carpenter, Musician

"Reagan's dead, and he was a lousy President"

Keith Olbermann, Journalist

"We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb"

Aaron McGruder, Artist

"I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on"

Muhammad Ali, Athlete

"Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life"

Muhammad Ali, Athlete

"You know, it really doesn`t matter what the media write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass"

Donald Trump, Businessman

Donald Trump

"Let my enemies devour each other"

Salvador Dali, Artist

Salvador Dali

"I hate the irreverent rabble and keep them far from me"

Horace, Poet

"People don't remember. Revenge is sweet"

Tracey Emin, Artist

Tracey Emin

"I'm out of here, I'm better than all of you"

Tracey Emin, Artist

Tracey Emin

"When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it"

Mike Tyson, Athlete

Mike Tyson

"I've lived places these guys can't defecate in"

Mike Tyson, Athlete

Mike Tyson

"Let me show you how it's done... Loser!"

Babe Ruth, Athlete

Babe Ruth

"I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?"

Charlie Sheen, Actor

Charlie Sheen

"Don't talk to me about rules, dear. Wherever I stay I make the goddam rules"

Maria Callas, Musician

Maria Callas

"The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself, is exactly what I smacked them with"

Clare Boothe Luce, Dramatist

Clare Boothe Luce

"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!"

Bobby Knight, Coach

Bobby Knight

"It's like kill or be killed, that's my thing basically"

Lucy Liu, Actress

"I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid. He's lazy"

Cher, Musician

Cher

"Your words smell of corpses"

Georg Buchner, Dramatist

Georg Buchner

"George Bush hates midgets"

Chris Rock, Comedian

Chris Rock

"McCain I'd vote against under any circumstance"

Pat Robertson, Clergyman

"I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people"

Pat Robertson, Clergyman

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