Humor & Wit: Savage Quotes

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"The world is full of boring, identical and mindless people"

Charles Bukowski, Poet

Charles Bukowski

"I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it.' Well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?"

Charlie Sheen, Actor

Charlie Sheen

"The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself, is exactly what I smacked them with"

Clare Boothe Luce, Dramatist

Clare Boothe Luce

"Don't talk to me about rules, dear. Wherever I stay, I make the goddam rules"

Maria Callas, Musician

Maria Callas

"McCain, I'd vote against under any circumstance"

Pat Robertson, Clergyman

"I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people"

Pat Robertson, Clergyman

"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!"

Bobby Knight, Coach

Bobby Knight

"I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid. He's lazy"

Cher, Musician

Cher

"George Bush hates midgets"

Chris Rock, Comedian

Chris Rock

"It's like kill or be killed, that's my thing basically"

Lucy Liu, Actress

"Your words smell of corpses"

Georg Buchner, Dramatist

Georg Buchner

"Bitch, don't kill my vibe"

Kendrick Lamar, Musician

Kendrick Lamar

"My attitude toward men who mess around is simple: If you find 'em, kill 'em"

Loretta Lynn, Musician

Loretta Lynn

"Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited"

John Cleese, Actor

"Dive on them and squash them if you must"

Jeremy Taylor, Clergyman

"If he wants to blow his head off, let him. I don't give a damn about Jim Bakker"

Jessica Hahn, Celebrity

"You can love me or you can hate me"

Dennis Rodman, Athlete

Dennis Rodman

"I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing there. And I was like, 'Look, it's stupid spoiled whore'"

Trey Parker, Artist

"Duran always disturbs me. The guy is just weird. Before our first fight, both Duran and his wife gave my wife the finger"

Sugar Ray Leonard, Athlete

"Last guys don't finish nice"

Saul Alinsky, Activist

"A terrible animal, indeed, is an unbridled woman"

John Lothrop Motley, Historian

"I'll name names, you know I won't hold back"

Steven Cojocaru, Critic

"I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple"

Moe Howard, Actor

"I never apologized for anything in my life. The only thing I'm sorry about is putting a curse on Roger Ebert's colon. If a fat pig like Roger Ebert doesn't like my movie, then I'm sorry for him"

Vincent Gallo, Actor

"God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey"

Margot Kidder, Actress

Margot Kidder

"Nothing's worse than a woman know-it-all!"

Tom DeLay, Politician

"If you have nothing to say for yourself, then kindly keep your mouth shut!"

Roland Freisler, Politician

"People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross"

Pamela Anderson, Actress

Pamela Anderson

"He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask"

Mickey Rivers, Athlete

"Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger, He'll beat the crap out of you"

Mickey Spillane, Author

"Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!"

Jerry Lewis, Comedian

"Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass'"

Pat Benatar, Musician

"When a guy knocks ya down, never get up unless he's gonna kill ya"

Gennaro Angiulo, Criminal

"Fox News is hated because they're elitists, and the worst winners television's ever seen"

Keith Olbermann, Journalist

"The true reason of Ms. Rice's attack against Russia is very simple. Condoleezza Rice is a very cruel, offended woman who lacks men's attention"

Vladimir Zhirinovsky, Politician

"If I said to most of the people who auditioned, 'Good job, awesome, well done,' it would have made me actually look and feel ridiculous. It's quite obvious most of the people who turned up for this audition were hopeless!"

Simon Cowell, Entertainer

"Yeah, we're sweet but savage, and I think a lot of Canadians are that way"

Bruce McCulloch, Actor

"The real boneheads are the libertarians"

Peter Brimelow, Journalist

"I love when people talk trash"

Joel Embiid, Athlete

Joel Embiid

"You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine"

Billy Mays, Businessman

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