Humor & Wit: Savage Quotes

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"I think George Foreman must have gained about 350 lbs and is slow as ever"

Larry Holmes, Athlete

"We knew Chris Matthews had no shame. Now we also know the king of TV ghouls has no souls"

Michelle Malkin, Writer

"It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh"

Wanda Sykes, Comedian

"To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he's a machine, a walking dildo"

Valerie Solanas, Writer

Valerie Solanas

"Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential"

William Thomas, Athlete

William Thomas

"Class isn't something you buy. Look at you. You have a $500 suit on and you're still a lowlife"

Roger Spottiswoode, Director

"I'd say if you live in the United States of America and you vote for George Bush, you've lost your mind"

John Edwards, Politician

"Spike Lee is obviously more stupid than anyone can be by accident"

Dick Armey, Politician

Dick Armey

"Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?"

Don Rickles, Comedian

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