Famous quotes by Actors

"Sir, one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!"

Adam Sandler, Actor

"Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show"

Adam Sandler, Actor

"When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda"

Ryan Stiles, Actor

"That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy"

Ryan Stiles, Actor

"If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian"

Ryan Stiles, Actor

"I'd rather drive the Yellow Brick Road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around?"

Ryan Stiles, Actor

"The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'"

Ryan Stiles, Actor

"Never trust sheep"

Ryan Stiles, Actor

"You must be one of the few people with a copy of that. I don't think they printed too many"

Chow Yun-Fat, Actor

"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman"

Ryan Stiles, Actor

"I couldn't care less about actors' trailers and food on sets and stuff like that - I just want to act"

Chow Yun-Fat, Actor

"Some of the substance of English words, I just don't understand at all because the culture's so strange to me"

Chow Yun-Fat, Actor

"This is still a big barrier for me, and it is for a lot of foreign actors"

Chow Yun-Fat, Actor

"You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards"

Ryan Stiles, Actor

"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana"

Ryan Stiles, Actor

"I'm Jim Phillips. I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States"

Ryan Stiles, Actor

"If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me"

Ryan Stiles, Actor

"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess"

Ryan Stiles, Actor

"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982"

Ryan Stiles, Actor

"If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife"

Ryan Stiles, Actor

"The black groups that boycott certain films would do better to get the money together to make the films they want to see, or stay in church and leave us to our work"

Richard Pryor, Actor

"Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure?"

Richard Pryor, Actor

"Imagine people calling you to find out if you're dead. I've led a real crazy life at times, and I've had many strange things happen to me, but that was one of the strangest!"

Richard Pryor, Actor

"You work your butt off and somebody says you can't have your record played because it offends them. Tyrants are made of such stuff"

Richard Pryor, Actor

"When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude"

Richard Pryor, Actor

"What I am for is justice for everyone, just like it says in the Constitution"

Richard Pryor, Actor

"If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do"

Richard Pryor, Actor

"I'm for human lib, the liberation of all people, not just black people or female people or gay people"

Richard Pryor, Actor

"I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes, though I'm gonna be on for an hour"

Richard Pryor, Actor

"I won't talk about what it was like in prison, except to say I'm glad I'm out and that I plan never to go back and to pay my taxes every day"

Richard Pryor, Actor

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