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"He who hesitates is poor"
Mel Brooks, Comedian
"Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities, and have them relate to other characters living with him"
Mel Brooks, Comedian
"Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said"
Mel Brooks, Comedian
"As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes"
Mel Brooks, Comedian
"Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers"
Mel Brooks, Comedian
"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"Imitation is the sincerest form of television"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"I learned law so well the day I graduated, I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"Television is the triumph of machine over people"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history, the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"The last time I saw him, he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?"
Fred Allen, Comedian
"Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs"
Fred Allen, Comedian
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