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"I'm sometimes scared of everything that has happened to us. We didn't think Desilu Productions would grow so big. We merely wanted to be together and have two children"
Lucille Ball, Comedian
"I will never do another TV series. It couldn't top I Love Lucy, and I'd be foolish to try. In this business, you have to know when to get off"
Lucille Ball, Comedian
"I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can"
Lucille Ball, Comedian
"I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent"
Lucille Ball, Comedian
"I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line"
Lucille Ball, Comedian
"I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally"
Lucille Ball, Comedian
"How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them"
Lucille Ball, Comedian
"That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail, no one is laughing at you"
A. Whitney Brown, Comedian
"I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me"
A. Whitney Brown, Comedian
"This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two"
George Burns, Comedian
"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere"
George Burns, Comedian
"I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill"
George Burns, Comedian
"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate"
George Burns, Comedian
"I spent a year in that town, one Sunday"
George Burns, Comedian
"I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life"
George Burns, Comedian
"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate"
George Burns, Comedian
"I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked"
George Burns, Comedian
"I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money"
George Burns, Comedian
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty"
George Burns, Comedian
"How can I die? I'm booked"
George Burns, Comedian
"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle"
George Burns, Comedian
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city"
George Burns, Comedian
"Be quick to learn and wise to know"
George Burns, Comedian
"At my age, flowers scare me"
George Burns, Comedian
"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five, I still had pimples"
George Burns, Comedian
"Nice to be here? At my age, it's nice to be anywhere"
George Burns, Comedian
"Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life"
George Burns, Comedian
"It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty"
George Burns, Comedian
"It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere"
George Burns, Comedian
"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age"
George Burns, Comedian
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