Famous quotes by Comedians

"I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry!"

Norman Wisdom, Comedian

"I was born in very sorry circumstances"

Norman Wisdom, Comedian

"I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night"

Norman Wisdom, Comedian

"I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums"

Norman Wisdom, Comedian

"I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, French horn, piano"

Norman Wisdom, Comedian

"I owe everything to the Army"

Norman Wisdom, Comedian

"I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same"

Norman Wisdom, Comedian

"I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh"

Norman Wisdom, Comedian

"I do play drums when I'm on tour"

Norman Wisdom, Comedian

"But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get"

Norman Wisdom, Comedian

"All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved"

Norman Wisdom, Comedian

"It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV"

Flip Wilson, Comedian

"I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone"

Flip Wilson, Comedian

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine"

Flip Wilson, Comedian

"Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun"

Flip Wilson, Comedian

"It's later than it's ever been"

Flip Wilson, Comedian

"Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine"

Flip Wilson, Comedian

"My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?"

Flip Wilson, Comedian

"I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it"

Flip Wilson, Comedian

"Funny is an attitude"

Flip Wilson, Comedian

"When you're writing these things, you're in a room making each other laugh, you really have very little sense of political correctness or incorrectness. This is a question that Europe tends to ask and America doesn't"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"Verne's all about what you can do versus what you can't do. He just kept saying yes and his part kept growing. I would love to work with him in every movie"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"The message of the movie is to accept who you are, and not to succumb to the pressure of what the media tells you is beautiful, and what you should be looking like"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"So they ended up turning this little twenty eight page book into the movie. And it's all about this stinky, smelly ogre who doesn't care what anybody thinks of him"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"Shooting this one was kind of like a two month party, we would literally play music between takes, and other movies that were shooting on our lot would play hookey, come over and hang out and stuff. We had a great time"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"My parents would read those books to me as well, but they used to make me starving when I was a kid, because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off, and drinking ginger beer"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"My Dad was from Liverpool, and he picked it up in the army. He'd often come out with this stuff"

Mike Myers, Comedian

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