Famous quotes by Comedians

"My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"I think when I have kids and grandchildren, I will be very proud to have them watch this movie"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood, and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it can go from love to anger. It's a great dynamic"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"I loved the logistical reality of a guy who wants to take over the world, yet who has a family too"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"I have very happy memories of fairy tales. My mother used to take me to the library in Toronto to check out the fairy tales. And she was an actress, so she used to act out for me the different characters in all these fairy tales"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"I had done Shrek as a Canadian and I'm very proud to be Canadian, but I knew I could give more to it"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"I had a blast, but I still wonder sometimes why they saw me as the perfect guy for this strange character"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been away for a week"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"For me, everything definitely comes from music"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"Europe to me is young people trying to appear middle-aged and middle-aged people trying to appear young"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"Europe is weird; songs that would never make it in America"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"Dr. Evil got shortchanged in the first one. The family dynamic between Scott and Dr. Evil - the adventures of being an evil single parent - needed to be explored"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic!"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, they're awesome, the kind of thing that if you're in for ten minutes, you're in for two hours"

Mike Myers, Comedian

"Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once"

Jimmy Durante, Comedian

"Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down"

Jimmy Durante, Comedian

"The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money"

Johnny Carson, Comedian

"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas"

Johnny Carson, Comedian

"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners"

Johnny Carson, Comedian

"I was so naive as a kid, I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing"

Johnny Carson, Comedian

"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt, and then having him catch his hand in the drill"

Johnny Carson, Comedian

"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president"

Johnny Carson, Comedian

"The less food, the more time to talk, the more to talk about"

Damon Wayans, Comedian

"Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone?"

Jimmy Durante, Comedian

"Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down"

Jimmy Durante, Comedian

"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe"

Jimmy Durante, Comedian

"I hate music, especially when it's played"

Jimmy Durante, Comedian

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