Famous quotes by Comedians

"It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that, you don't just annoy people, that it will make a difference because it seemed like such a lot of people, so yes, I would have to say that it has done"

Jo Brand, Comedian

"It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go, probably not specifically for DVD, but there are extra bits on it that aren't on anything else, so as exciting as that sounds"

Jo Brand, Comedian

"I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are very hard to organise, but yes, I've known Doon for years, and John as well, but I hadn't met Will before, and he turned out to be a good laugh"

Jo Brand, Comedian

"You look at shows like The Simpsons or Larry Sanders or Curb Your Enthusiasm or Seinfeld, they're really sophisticated shows that we all love back home"

Simon Pegg, Comedian

"There's this thing of you can live in a city and be completely alone, not notice anything going on around you"

Simon Pegg, Comedian

"The only spoof I think is the title, which was just we thought of very early on and it kind of stuck"

Simon Pegg, Comedian

"I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay it off with a laugh or a scare"

Simon Pegg, Comedian

"I just love listening to the laughter"

Simon Pegg, Comedian

"So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice mixture of different topics and it also takes in the fact that I've had two children recently"

Jo Brand, Comedian

"I think there's a far more general audience now because I've done more populist stuff on telly"

Jo Brand, Comedian

"We work with every one of them to see if their character wouldn't say a certain thing or if something is worded awkwardly - we work with them to rectify that"

Simon Pegg, Comedian

"In England, we don't have any guns whatsoever"

Simon Pegg, Comedian

"I loved playing Shaun, he's not that different from me"

Simon Pegg, Comedian

"Doctor Who was a big part of my childhood, so it was a great honour to be in it"

Simon Pegg, Comedian

"Both me and Edgar are firm believers in never underestimating or talking down to an audience, and giving an audience something to do, to give them something which is entirely up to them, to enter into the film and find these hidden things, and whatever"

Simon Pegg, Comedian

"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"

Elayne Boosler, Comedian

"When the sun comes up, I have morals again"

Elayne Boosler, Comedian

"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot"

Elayne Boosler, Comedian

"There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing"

Red Buttons, Comedian

"If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!"

Red Buttons, Comedian

"Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat Jello"

Red Buttons, Comedian

"I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping"

Red Buttons, Comedian

"Modesty is my best quality"

Jack Benny, Comedian

"It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause"

Jack Benny, Comedian

"If you don't mind, it doesn't matter"

Jack Benny, Comedian

"I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too"

Jack Benny, Comedian

"Hors d'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces"

Jack Benny, Comedian

"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air"

Jack Benny, Comedian

"Gags die, humor doesn't"

Jack Benny, Comedian

"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter"

Jack Benny, Comedian

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