Famous quotes by Entertainers

"I always felt like I was a freak when I was growing up and that there was something wrong with me because I couldn't fit in anywhere"

Madonna Ciccone, Entertainer

"I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs"

Madonna Ciccone, Entertainer

"I think in the end, when you're famous, people like to narrow you down to a few personality traits. I think I've just become this ambitious, say-whatever's-on-her-mind, intimidating person. And that's part of my personality, but it's certainly not anywhere near the whole thing"

Madonna Ciccone, Entertainer

"But I love the idea - whether it's in my work or where I live - exploring new frontier, and I like putting myself in strange places and trying to survive and figure things out and gather up an infrastructure. I like knowing that I could figure out a way to live anywhere"

Madonna Ciccone, Entertainer

"I go to Malawi twice a year. It's where two of my children were adopted from, and I have a lot of projects there that I go and check up on and children who I look after. It's sort of a commitment that I've made to this country and the hundreds of thousands of children there who have been orphaned by AIDS"

Madonna Ciccone, Entertainer

"People hear the soul, black influence in my voice. I grew up listening to CKLW and all the black stations like WLBS"

Madonna Ciccone, Entertainer

"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"Every speaker has a mouth; an arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' which is just like her, keeping the best part for herself"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away!"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"Never raise your hand to your children - It leaves your midsection unprotected"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"Most people would like to be delivered from temptation, but would like it to keep in touch"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"There's so much pollution in the air now that, if it weren't for our lungs, there'd be no place to put it all"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people!"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

"Do your kids a favor - don't have any"

Robert Orben, Entertainer

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