Famous quotes by Entertainers

"I owe a lot to my dad, just for having provided the wrestling business for us to get into"

Owen Hart, Entertainer

"Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen"

Conan O'Brien, Entertainer

"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen"

Conan O'Brien, Entertainer

"In Cleveland, there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union"

Conan O'Brien, Entertainer

"Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer"

Conan O'Brien, Entertainer

"Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion!"

Conan O'Brien, Entertainer

"This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy, you will sound just like him!"

Conan O'Brien, Entertainer

"The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army"

Conan O'Brien, Entertainer

"Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity"

Conan O'Brien, Entertainer

"President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards"

Conan O'Brien, Entertainer

"In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath"

Conan O'Brien, Entertainer

"Fish recognize a bad leader"

Conan O'Brien, Entertainer

"It's kind of an art, going out and performing. I'd like fans to remember me as a guy who would go out and entertain them, give them quality matches, and not just the same old garbage every week"

Owen Hart, Entertainer

"I'd come from the bottom of the barrel. Just Owen Hart getting out of the shadow of Bret Hart's little brother. Everyone figured, this is a joke, Owen's going to get squashed"

Owen Hart, Entertainer

"I certainly would have regretted not getting into wrestling. It's been very lucrative for me and I've been fortunate to get into it and make money and not do anything stupid where I invested in something that collapsed"

Owen Hart, Entertainer

"John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said he often does the same thing with his career"

Conan O'Brien, Entertainer

"Our meaning is to make our little planet Earth a better place to live, to stop wars, disarm nuclear missiles, to stop diseases, AIDS, plague, cancer, and to stop pollution"

Uri Geller, Entertainer

"Nowadays even presidents, vice-presidents, and heads of big agencies are opening their minds to accept psychic phenomena, because they know it works"

Uri Geller, Entertainer

"I think I usually have quite ordinary dreams. Sometimes my dreams take me to other dimensions. I can travel in my mind, especially when I'm dreaming, I focus my mind on what I want to dream. If I want to fly, I focus on flying"

Uri Geller, Entertainer

"I believe in past lives but I know nothing about mine and I don't want to know. I live in the present, taking one day at a time"

Uri Geller, Entertainer

"They would have been very let down if they had to leave the theater and he had missed. He would feel badly. Everyone would feel badly. But he never let them down"

James Randi, Entertainer

"The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds"

James Randi, Entertainer

"A quick example of that is a woman who said she'd been healed of throat cancer where the faith healer admitted he touched her on the forehead"

James Randi, Entertainer

"Adam's abduction was our private hell - but it was not an isolated incident. On any given day, any number of children are absent from their homes for diverse and numerous reasons"

John Walsh, Entertainer

"I'm an introvert at heart... And show business - even though I've loved it so much - has always been hard for me"

Roy Rogers, Entertainer

"You'll never catch a man if you let him think you are too smart"

Anna Held, Entertainer

"If I get married, I think I'd pick out a newspaperman rather than a millionaire. A newspaperman is a regular fellow"

Anna Held, Entertainer

"I want to see people turn and writhe; make them feel things they cannot see and sometimes do not know"

Anna Held, Entertainer

"I read the papers every day just to discover if one mentions Anna Held"

Anna Held, Entertainer

"I have given up trying to be happy. It is no use, an leads to nothing"

Anna Held, Entertainer

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