Famous quotes by Entertainers

"President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader"

Jon Stewart, Entertainer

"More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had"

Jon Stewart, Entertainer

"McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done"

Jon Stewart, Entertainer

"Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is"

Jon Stewart, Entertainer

"Insomnia is my greatest inspiration"

Jon Stewart, Entertainer

"If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news"

Jon Stewart, Entertainer

"If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that"

Jon Stewart, Entertainer

"I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days"

Jon Stewart, Entertainer

"I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food"

Jon Stewart, Entertainer

"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over"

Jon Stewart, Entertainer

"I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else"

Jon Stewart, Entertainer

"I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character"

Jon Stewart, Entertainer

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land"

Jon Stewart, Entertainer

"I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor"

Jon Stewart, Entertainer

"Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?"

Jon Stewart, Entertainer

"Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid!"

Jon Stewart, Entertainer

"You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things!"

Jon Stewart, Entertainer

"Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain"

Jon Stewart, Entertainer

"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea"

Jon Stewart, Entertainer

"There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on "Friends" is"

Jon Stewart, Entertainer

"It is my contention that most people are not mugged every day, that most people in this world do not encounter violence every day. I think we prepare people for violence, and I think just as importantly, we prepare people for the definition of being gentle"

Bob Keeshan, Entertainer

"I have loved hosting over the years, simply because I love working with people. It's the perfect job"

Wink Martindale, Entertainer

"I have a studio at home and do 3 hours a day that way"

Wink Martindale, Entertainer

"I've found a formula for avoiding these exaggerated fears of age: you take care of every day - let the calendar take care of the years"

Ed Wynn, Entertainer

"When Michael died, I was tipped over the edge. I was beyond grief"

Paula Yates, Entertainer

"Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later"

Pat Sajak, Entertainer

"I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer"

Pat Sajak, Entertainer

"I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association"

Penn Jillette, Entertainer

"The thing that surprises me most is you cannot change who you are"

Jeff Probst, Entertainer

"In Survivor and Finder's Fee, it is about what you would do if you could get away with it. Survivor is about your own integrity and where you draw your own ethical and moral lines. There are no rules"

Jeff Probst, Entertainer

Page 41 of 54

See the complete list of entertainer people