Famous quotes by Entertainers

"Yesterday, the Pentagon warned U.S. reporters that they should get out of Baghdad as soon as possible because the U.S. could attack at any time. Then the Pentagon added, 'Whatever you do, don't tell Geraldo.'"

Conan O'Brien, Entertainer

"One of the worst things to come out of the Consumer Protection Board's misleading claims is the impression that government resources are to hard to get and just aren't available for regular people like you and I"

Matthew Lesko, Entertainer

"The eating of burning brimstone is an entirely fake performance"

Harry Houdini, Entertainer

"Jay Leno is not a guy who likes change. He eats the same food every day"

Ted Allen, Entertainer

"You'll like this, not a lot, but you'll like it"

Paul Daniels, Entertainer

"Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery"

Jack Paar, Entertainer

"Use plants to bring life"

Douglas Wilson, Entertainer

"Now, at this point, I can wrestle, I can go out there and cut an entertaining promo, I can also do the backstage stuff... and if you can contribute more to the show, you have more staying power"

Trish Stratus, Entertainer

"If you want to stay young-looking, pick your parents very carefully"

Dick Clark, Entertainer

"I was raised on a little farm about 12 miles out of Portsmouth, Ohio"

Roy Rogers, Entertainer

"The only difference is that religion is much better organised and has been around much longer, but it's the same story with different characters and different costumes"

James Randi, Entertainer

"One missing child is one too many"

John Walsh, Entertainer

"For a married woman to flirt is a sin"

Anna Held, Entertainer

"I invented 'It's a good thing' before you were even born"

Martha Stewart, Entertainer

"If you are a housewife, take pride in that"

Anthea Turner, Entertainer

"If you've got a big mouth and you're controversial, you're going to get attention"

Simon Cowell, Entertainer

"Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances"

Steve Allen, Entertainer

"The power and appeal of Documentary is the way it alters and plays with the way the viewer relates to and understands the subject"

Ben Edwards, Entertainer

"In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She's got a construction zone going on in her belly"

Al Roker, Entertainer

"Seriously. I'm not very bright, and it takes a lot for me to get a concept - to really get a concept. To get it enough that it becomes part of me. But when it happens I get real excited about it"

Alton Brown, Entertainer

"Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down"

Craig Kilborn, Entertainer

"The concept that you cannot own the airwaves has caused far more harm than good"

Adrian Cronauer, Entertainer

"I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president...' and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'"

Jon Stewart, Entertainer

"Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength"

Sid Waddell, Entertainer

"There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the lions"

Sid Waddell, Entertainer

"The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!"

Sid Waddell, Entertainer

"He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed"

Sid Waddell, Entertainer

"It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline"

Sid Waddell, Entertainer

"Look at the man go, it's like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter"

Sid Waddell, Entertainer

"He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave"

Sid Waddell, Entertainer

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