Facts about Aziz Ansari
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Aziz Ansari is a famous Comedian from USA, he/she is 30 years old and still alive, born February 23, 1983.
Zodiac etc.
He/she is born under the zodiac pisces, who is known for Fluctuation, Depth, Imagination, Reactive, Indecisive.
Our collection contains 11 quotes who is written / told by Aziz.
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Famous quotes by Aziz Ansari (11)
"One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack"
"A lot of people my age think stand up sucks"
"Like with Parks and Recreation, it's so much fun because the people writing it are funny and they're open and you just go in there and have a good time. It's pretty much the easiest job I've ever had"
"I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat"
"For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid"
"Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that"
"I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun"
"When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing"
"I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't, but I thought: 'What the hell?' So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it"
"Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true"
"After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'"
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