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Summary

Jay Leno (born as James Douglas Muir Leno in New Rochelle, New York, U.S.) is a famous Comedian from USA, he is 64 years old and still alive, born April 28, 1950.

Biography

James Douglas Muir "Jay" Leno is a talk show host on American television.

He grew up in Andover, Massachusetts). He was the 1992 host of The Tonight Show on NBC, following Johnny Carson. It was in July 2008 announced that he will lead this program for the last 29 May 2009. 14. september 2009 he started a new show on NBC - Jay Leno Show, but 1 March 2010 he was back as host of The Tonight Show.

Zodiac etc.

He is born under the zodiac taurus, who is known for Security, Subtle strength, Appreciation, Instruction, Patience. Our collection contains 32 quotes who is written / told by Jay, under the main topics: Funny, Science.

Related authors: Johnny Carson, Conan O'Brien

Source / external links:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Leno

Famous quotes by Jay Leno (32)


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"Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution"
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"Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner"
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"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver"
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"The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular"
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"More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own"
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"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet"
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"If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates"
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"If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology"
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"I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder"
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"The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets"
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"The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up"
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"According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it"
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"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day"
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"You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of a Bitch"
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"You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh"
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"The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most"
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"The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot"
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"Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers"
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"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?""
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"Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors"
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"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it"
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"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin"
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"Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments"
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"Politics is just show business for ugly people"
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"The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up"
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"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?"
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"For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!"
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"Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution"
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"You're not famous until my mother has heard of you"
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"Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!"
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"Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate"
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"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day"


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