Milton Berle was a famous Comedian from USA, who lived between July 12, 1908 and March 27, 2002. He/she became 93 years old.
Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac cancer, who is known for Emotion, Diplomatic, Intensity, Impulsive, Selective.
Our collection contains 14 quotes who is written / told by Milton.
"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting"
"I live to laugh, and I laugh to live"
"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours"
"Laughter is an instant vacation"
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
"Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies"
"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door"
"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"
"The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring"
"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are"
"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think"
"Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient"
"Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name"
"We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight"
