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SummaryPhyllis Diller is a famous Comedian from USA, she is 99 years old and still alive, born July 17, 1917.
BiographyShe was almost forty years, mother of five and had a job as an advertising printers for a radio station in California when she made a sensational debut at the Purple Onion nightclub in San Francisco. She continued to appear in nightclubs and television, and soon became hugely popular across the United States as slutty, self-ironic stand-up comedian with raw story lines, many at the expense of her first husband, "Fang".
In the 1960s, she participated in several films, including to Bob Hope. 1970 she performed on Broadway in the title role in Hello Dolly.
Phyllis also makes the voice of Thelma Griffin, Peter's mother in the series Family Guy.
Zodiac etc.She is born under the zodiac cancer, who is known for Emotion, Diplomatic, Intensity, Impulsive, Selective. Our collection contains 32 quotes who is written / told by Phyllis, under the main topics: Funny, Anger, Parenting.
Related authors: Bob Hope
Source / external links:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyllis_Diller
Famous quotes by Phyllis Diller (32)
"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going"
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
"There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto"
"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public"
"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing"
"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you"
"The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron"
"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual"
"My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee"
"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor"
"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core"
"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like"
"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them"
"I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'"
"I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away"
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing"
"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed"
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home"