Facts about W. C. Fields

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Summary

W. C. Fields was a famous Comedian from USA, who lived between January 29, 1880 and December 25, 1946.

Zodiac etc.

He/she is born under the zodiac aquarius, who is known for Knowledge, Humanitarian, Serious, Insightful, Duplicitous. Our collection contains 52 quotes who is written / told by C. Fields, under the main topics: Equality, Politics, Success.

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Famous quotes by W. C. Fields (52)


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"Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned"
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"Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed"
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"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive"
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"The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart"
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"Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it"
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"There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it"
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"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch"
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"The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves"
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"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull"
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"Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad"
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"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake"
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"All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women"
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler"
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"Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket"
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"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her"
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"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money"
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"You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it"
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"Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one"
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"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty"
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"Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink"
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"Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil"
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"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch"
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"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water"
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"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream"
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"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water"
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"On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia"
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"Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times"
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"No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree"
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"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life"
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"I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally"
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"I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday"
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"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home"
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"I never vote for anyone. I always vote against"
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"I never met a kid I liked"
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"I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming"
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"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes"
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"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it"
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"I must have a drink of breakfast"
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"I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy"
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"I like children - fried"
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"I drink therefore I am"
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"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food"
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"I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison"
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"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy"
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"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people"
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"Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia"
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"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"
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"Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live"
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"Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again"
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"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it"
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"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally"
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"Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against"


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