"If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick up a baseball in preference to the others"

"Its love that makes the world go round, my baby"

"Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian"

"We have long passed the Victorian Era when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby"

"A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings"

"Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other"

"These days baseball is different. You come to spring training, you get your legs ready, you arms loose, your agents ready, your lawyer lined up"

"I'm a very lucky guy. I had so many people help me over the years that I never had many problems. If I had a problem, I could sit down with someone and they would explain the problem to me, and the problem become like a baseball game"

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio"

"Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy"

"Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie"