"Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living"

"Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath"

"Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days"

"Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream"

"The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast"

"With foxes we must play the fox"

"Those who play with the devil's toys will be brought by degrees to wield his sword"

"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream"

"The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground"

"The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law"

"It is paradoxical that many educators and parents still differentiate between a time for learning and a time for play without seeing the vital connection between them"