Marriage Quotes


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"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished"
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"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner"
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"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing"
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"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then"
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"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married"
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"Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose"
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"Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, progressively devalued"
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"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
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"A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers"
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"I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got a little money along with it"
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"In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again. We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring"
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"An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't"
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"Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something"
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"Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands"
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"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences"
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"A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted"
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"In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued"
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"A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing"
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"Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl"
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"The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married"
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"If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable"
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"Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two"
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"Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage"
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"Marriage is a mistake every man should make"
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"Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage""
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"Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it"
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"Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them"
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"Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman"
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"Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could"
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"Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone"
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