Marriage Quotes

"One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again"

"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person"

"Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps"

"Married people from my generation are like an endangered species!"

"Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles"

"Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too"

"But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband?"

"Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it"

"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward"

"Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder"

"Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage"

"There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about"

"Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him"

"If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping"

"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"

"If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books"

"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then"

"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married"

"She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face"

"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means"

"A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it"

"Married couples who work together to build and maintain a business assume broad responsibilities. Not only is their work important to our local and national economies, but their success is central to the well-being of their families"

"There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife"

"Marriage is a financial contract; I have enough contracts already"

"Protecting the institution of marriage safeguards, I believe, the American family"

"By our Heavenly Father and only because of God, only because of God. We're like other couples. We do not get along perfectly; we do not go without arguments and, as I call them, fights, and heartache and pain and hurting each other. But a marriage is three of us"

"Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without"

"Daddy was real gentle with kids. That's why I expected so much out of marriage, figuring that all men should be steady and pleasant"

"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats"

"Marriage is a gamble, let's be honest"