Pet Quotes

"Just watching my cats can make me happy"

"Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings"

"A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats"

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down"

"Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other"

"The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast"

"I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady"

"There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans"

"Dogs are my favorite people"

"Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet"

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose"

"I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love"

"Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it"

"If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal"

"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort"

"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals"

"The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food"

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail"

"It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking"

"A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better"

"Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it"

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole"

"Cats don't like change without their consent"

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful"

"As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind"

"I've always been mad about cats"

"Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative people"

"Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs"

"I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish"

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want"