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Evan Esar
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Writer
From
USA
Died
1995
Summary
Evan Esar was a famous Writer from USA.
Our collection contains 12 quotes who is written / told by Evan, under the main topics:
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12 Famous quotes by Evan Esar
"The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last"
"The girl with a future avoids a man with a past"
"Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it"
"A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended"
"Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment"
"A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name"
"A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much"
"Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either"
"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week"
"Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures"
"Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose"
"Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings"