"A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light"
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“Careful driver” is supposed to mean restraint, patience, the boring virtue of not causing harm. Henry Morgan flips it into a street-level philosophy: if you’re going to break the most basic rule, at least do it loudly. The joke lands because it mimics the language of safety culture while describing behavior that’s plainly reckless. Honking becomes a cheap ritual of responsibility, a way to cosplay prudence while committing the offense.
The intent is less about traffic than about moral accounting. By defining “careful” as a small, performative gesture made during a larger violation, Morgan points at a familiar loophole in human ethics: we’ll trade real compliance for a token that signals we tried. It’s the logic of “I’m not hurting anyone” said from inside the act that obviously could.
Calling the author a “criminal” tilts the subtext from mere observational comedy into self-justifying pragmatism. In that context, the horn is a metaphor for the criminal’s version of due diligence: don’t stop stealing, just reduce the chance of getting caught or causing collateral damage. It’s harm reduction stripped of repentance. The punchline is that society often rewards this kind of technical caution - we admire the outlaw who’s “professional,” the rule-breaker who manages risk - even as the rule itself is being shredded.
The line works because it’s compact cynicism: a single honk turns conscience into noise, and the red light into a suggestion.
The intent is less about traffic than about moral accounting. By defining “careful” as a small, performative gesture made during a larger violation, Morgan points at a familiar loophole in human ethics: we’ll trade real compliance for a token that signals we tried. It’s the logic of “I’m not hurting anyone” said from inside the act that obviously could.
Calling the author a “criminal” tilts the subtext from mere observational comedy into self-justifying pragmatism. In that context, the horn is a metaphor for the criminal’s version of due diligence: don’t stop stealing, just reduce the chance of getting caught or causing collateral damage. It’s harm reduction stripped of repentance. The punchline is that society often rewards this kind of technical caution - we admire the outlaw who’s “professional,” the rule-breaker who manages risk - even as the rule itself is being shredded.
The line works because it’s compact cynicism: a single honk turns conscience into noise, and the red light into a suggestion.
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