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Daily Inspiration Quote by Herbert Beerbohm Tree

"A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent"

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A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent: it lands like a stage punchline because it treats “governance” as a farce of overcrowded egos and underwhelming results. Herbert Beerbohm Tree was an actor-manager, a man who lived inside rehearsal rooms and bureaucracy alike, so the joke isn’t abstract cynicism. It’s professional muscle memory: when too many people weigh in, the work gets smothered by compromise, posturing, and the slow-motion chaos of trying to please everyone.

The line’s specific intent is to mock the fetish for process. Committees are supposed to distribute responsibility; Tree flips that into a critique of diluted accountability. If only one person is present, decisions happen. If three are present, the decision becomes a referendum on status. The “two absent” clause also winks at how committees often function anyway: members miss meetings, skim minutes, then reappear later to object. Absence becomes efficiency; presence becomes performance.

There’s subtext about class and gender, too, in the period-casual “three men.” Edwardian institutional life was run by male clubs and boards that prized deliberation as a social ritual. Tree’s jab isn’t anti-democratic so much as anti-theatre of consensus: the meeting as a place where people audition reasonableness while avoiding risk.

As an actor, Tree knew timing is everything. This quip doesn’t argue; it sabotages. It’s a one-liner that turns an entire organizational ideal into a comic image: a committee room so empty it finally gets something done.

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Tree, Herbert Beerbohm. (2026, January 16). A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-committee-should-consist-of-three-men-two-of-109484/

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Tree, Herbert Beerbohm. "A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-committee-should-consist-of-three-men-two-of-109484/.

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"A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-committee-should-consist-of-three-men-two-of-109484/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

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Herbert Beerbohm Tree (December 17, 1853 - June 2, 1917) was a Actor from England.

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