"A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country"
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The second half twists the knife: “which gang should mismanage the country.” Not govern, lead, or reform - mismanage. Marquis collapses lofty civic rhetoric into the low expectation that whoever wins will bungle things anyway. That cynicism reads like a 1920s newsroom posture: the age of machine politics, patronage, scandal, and a press that had seen enough backroom dealing to distrust every banner waved in public. His journalist’s eye spots the continuity beneath the costume changes.
Subtextually, it’s also a critique of how “demagogue” functions as a socially acceptable way to say “the other team is illegitimate.” Marquis suggests we don’t deploy the term to defend institutions; we deploy it to defend our gang’s claim to the steering wheel. The joke works because it’s bleakly familiar: politics as a rotating cast of managers who disappoint, while citizens mistake their disappointment for discernment. Marquis doesn’t absolve the demagogue; he implicates the whole ecosystem that manufactures him.
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Marquis, Don. (2026, January 15). A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-demagogue-is-a-person-with-whom-we-disagree-as-145847/
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Marquis, Don. "A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-demagogue-is-a-person-with-whom-we-disagree-as-145847/.
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"A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-demagogue-is-a-person-with-whom-we-disagree-as-145847/. Accessed 14 Feb. 2026.





