"A god whose creation is so imperfect that he must be continually adjusting it to make it work properly seems to me a god of relatively low order, hardly worthy of any worship"
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Gardner’s jab lands because it borrows the tone of a quality-control engineer, then aims it at the highest imaginable authority. The line is structured like a calm design review: if a system needs constant tweaks, the designer either didn’t understand the specs or didn’t have the power to meet them. That framing quietly smuggles in a mathematician’s bias toward elegance: the best explanations compress, cohere, and don’t require ad hoc patches every time reality misbehaves.
The target is less “God” in the abstract than a certain style of belief that treats divine action as an endless stream of software updates: miracles to fix physics, special pleading to rescue prophecy, “mysterious ways” to paper over contradictions. Gardner is poking at the theological impulse to keep moving the goalposts, the same habit he spent a career fighting in pseudoscience and sloppy reasoning. If your model needs continual exceptions, you don’t have a profound mystery; you have a broken model.
The subtext is also cultural: mid-20th-century America was thick with public religiosity, but also with a growing prestige of science as the language of credibility. Gardner isn’t doing militant atheism so much as insisting on intellectual standards. He sets worship on the same axis as admiration: why revere an architect whose work can’t stand on its own?
Even his “relatively low order” is a neat twist, sounding almost technical, as if gods come with a ranking system. It’s wit with a ruler in hand.
The target is less “God” in the abstract than a certain style of belief that treats divine action as an endless stream of software updates: miracles to fix physics, special pleading to rescue prophecy, “mysterious ways” to paper over contradictions. Gardner is poking at the theological impulse to keep moving the goalposts, the same habit he spent a career fighting in pseudoscience and sloppy reasoning. If your model needs continual exceptions, you don’t have a profound mystery; you have a broken model.
The subtext is also cultural: mid-20th-century America was thick with public religiosity, but also with a growing prestige of science as the language of credibility. Gardner isn’t doing militant atheism so much as insisting on intellectual standards. He sets worship on the same axis as admiration: why revere an architect whose work can’t stand on its own?
Even his “relatively low order” is a neat twist, sounding almost technical, as if gods come with a ranking system. It’s wit with a ruler in hand.
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| Topic | God |
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