"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials"
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The subtext is aimed as much at preachers as at congregations. Knox assumes boredom is the default setting of the pew, that the modern listener needs a hook. He also assumes the preacher’s temptation: to equate length with seriousness, to pad piety with verbosity. The skirt metaphor turns that vanity into something faintly ridiculous. If you have to prove your gravity by running long, you’re not gravely instructing; you’re performing importance.
Context matters: Knox is an early-20th-century Anglican-turned-Catholic public intellectual, famous for wit, apologetics, and a certain clubby Oxbridge sensibility. The gendered framing now reads dated, even smug, but it’s revealing: the Church’s communication problem is cast in the language of social decorum and male gaze. The provocation isn’t accidental; it’s a reminder that preaching is rhetoric, and rhetoric is always negotiating desire, restraint, and power.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: Get 'Em Laughing (E. Gene Davis, 2007) modern compilationISBN: 9781425114336 · ID: IDVbie0bQJIC
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... A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt : short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials . Ronald Knox Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening . Dorothy Sarnoff ... |
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Knox, Ronald. (2026, February 16). A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-good-sermon-should-be-like-a-womans-skirt-short-21774/
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Knox, Ronald. "A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials." FixQuotes. February 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-good-sermon-should-be-like-a-womans-skirt-short-21774/.
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"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-good-sermon-should-be-like-a-womans-skirt-short-21774/. Accessed 6 Mar. 2026.






