"A homely face and no figure have aided many women heavenward"
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The phrasing is doing the real work. “Homely face” and “no figure” are blunt, almost clinical reductions of a woman to marketable parts. Then comes the sly pivot: “aided… heavenward.” As if Providence runs on a kind of cosmic accounting, where the body’s perceived failures are converted into moral credit. The humor is dry and faintly cruel; it depends on the reader recognizing the insult embedded in the “uplift.”
Subtextually, Antrim is needling a culture that treats women’s bodies as destiny, whether that destiny is marriage, scandal, or sanctity. If beauty is framed as a trap and plainness as a ladder, the system stays intact: women are judged either way, just with different verdicts. There’s also a backhanded critique of religious respectability - the idea that “goodness” can be less conviction than circumstance, less ethics than lack of opportunity.
Context matters: early 20th-century social norms, when female desirability was policed and moral language routinely deputized to manage it. The line survives because it’s still recognizable: society’s habit of turning women’s appearance into a morality play, then calling it wisdom.
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"A homely face and no figure have aided many women heavenward." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-homely-face-and-no-figure-have-aided-many-women-127902/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.








