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"A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing"

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Morley’s line lands like a dainty slap: a definition of “human being” that refuses every flattering story we tell about ourselves. By reducing the person to “an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing,” he yanks the reader from the drawing room to the bathroom in one clean motion. The humor isn’t just gross-out; it’s precision satire. “Ingenious” nods to evolution, biology, and the Rube Goldberg elegance of organs doing their unglamorous jobs. “Assembly” makes the self sound manufactured, modular, almost replaceable. “Portable” is the killer detail: wherever you go, the body goes, dragging its needs and leaks and maintenance along with it, no matter how refined your ideas are.

The subtext is a quiet rebellion against romantic human exceptionalism. In a culture that loves to treat mind and spirit as detachable upgrades, Morley insists the metaphysical rides shotgun with the digestive. It’s a joke that flirts with existentialism without the fog machine: your lofty opinions, your ambitions, your moral posturing are tethered to tubes, valves, and waste disposal. The line deflates ego and, in the same breath, sneaks in admiration. Plumbing is not nothing; it’s the infrastructure of survival, and calling it “ingenious” grants the body a kind of blue-collar dignity.

Context matters: Morley wrote in a modernizing early 20th century, when faith in progress and machines was reshaping daily life. He borrows the language of engineering to describe flesh, suggesting that modernity’s greatest revelation might be embarrassingly intimate: the more we intellectualize humanity, the more the body keeps proving it runs the show.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Morley, Christopher. (2026, January 15). A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-human-being-an-ingenious-assembly-of-portable-38943/

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Morley, Christopher. "A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-human-being-an-ingenious-assembly-of-portable-38943/.

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"A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-human-being-an-ingenious-assembly-of-portable-38943/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.

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Christopher Morley

Christopher Morley (May 5, 1890 - March 28, 1957) was a Author from USA.

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