"A loafer always has the correct time"
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“A loafer always has the correct time” is Hubbard’s midwestern slap: a joke that doubles as a social diagnosis. On the surface, it’s a clean one-liner about idleness. Of course the loafer knows the time; he has nothing else to do but watch it. But the line’s real bite is in how it flips a supposedly virtuous trait - punctuality - into evidence of uselessness. Timekeeping, usually a badge of reliability, becomes a tell that you’re not needed anywhere.
The subtext is an early-20th-century anxiety about productivity dressed up as homespun wit. Hubbard wrote in an America building its religion of efficiency: factories, rail timetables, the cult of being “busy.” In that world, “correct time” isn’t just information; it’s a moral posture. Hubbard punctures that posture by implying that the person most fluent in schedules is the one with no obligations. It’s cynicism aimed at the performative side of virtue: the way people brandish small disciplines to stand in for larger purpose.
There’s also a sly critique of the era’s obsession with measurement. A clock can be perfectly accurate while a life is perfectly unproductive. Hubbard’s humor works because it’s compact and unfair in the fun way: it’s not literally true, but it feels true when you’ve met someone who is meticulous about trivialities and strangely absent from actual work. The loafer doesn’t just have time; he has nothing but time, and Hubbard turns that emptiness into the punchline.
The subtext is an early-20th-century anxiety about productivity dressed up as homespun wit. Hubbard wrote in an America building its religion of efficiency: factories, rail timetables, the cult of being “busy.” In that world, “correct time” isn’t just information; it’s a moral posture. Hubbard punctures that posture by implying that the person most fluent in schedules is the one with no obligations. It’s cynicism aimed at the performative side of virtue: the way people brandish small disciplines to stand in for larger purpose.
There’s also a sly critique of the era’s obsession with measurement. A clock can be perfectly accurate while a life is perfectly unproductive. Hubbard’s humor works because it’s compact and unfair in the fun way: it’s not literally true, but it feels true when you’ve met someone who is meticulous about trivialities and strangely absent from actual work. The loafer doesn’t just have time; he has nothing but time, and Hubbard turns that emptiness into the punchline.
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