"A politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man"
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Cummings takes the polite civic ideal of “public servant” and flips it into a crude piece of furniture: the politician as an arse worn down by constant, indiscriminate use. The joke lands because it’s anatomically blunt but structurally elegant. “Everyone has sat” turns politics into a transaction of pressure and comfort, a reminder that officeholders get leaned on by donors, party bosses, lobbyists, editors, and voters all at once. Power, in this framing, isn’t sovereignty; it’s a posture forced by competing demands.
The sting is in the tag: “except a man.” That last clause isn’t just a misogynistic swipe (though it reads that way to modern ears); it’s also Cummings’s jab at a certain kind of performative masculinity in public life. A “man,” in his lexicon, implies integrity, independence, spine - someone who won’t contort himself into a seat for other people’s convenience. The line suggests that politics doesn’t merely attract compromise; it attracts a specific type of hollowed-out self, shaped by being sat on. The politician becomes less a chooser than a surface.
Context matters: Cummings was a modernist with an allergic reaction to institutions, nationalism, and mass conformity, sharpened by his World War I experience (including imprisonment for his antiwar stance). This isn’t policy critique; it’s character assassination as cultural criticism. By choosing an obscene metaphor, he refuses the decorum that politics uses to launder self-interest, insisting that the body - humiliating, usable, real - is the honest register of public life.
The sting is in the tag: “except a man.” That last clause isn’t just a misogynistic swipe (though it reads that way to modern ears); it’s also Cummings’s jab at a certain kind of performative masculinity in public life. A “man,” in his lexicon, implies integrity, independence, spine - someone who won’t contort himself into a seat for other people’s convenience. The line suggests that politics doesn’t merely attract compromise; it attracts a specific type of hollowed-out self, shaped by being sat on. The politician becomes less a chooser than a surface.
Context matters: Cummings was a modernist with an allergic reaction to institutions, nationalism, and mass conformity, sharpened by his World War I experience (including imprisonment for his antiwar stance). This isn’t policy critique; it’s character assassination as cultural criticism. By choosing an obscene metaphor, he refuses the decorum that politics uses to launder self-interest, insisting that the body - humiliating, usable, real - is the honest register of public life.
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