"A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works"
About this Quote
The line works because it weaponizes a small humiliation. A parking ticket is universally legible as unfair in the moment, even when it’s deserved. Vaughan’s “rejoices” is deliberately excessive, a comic overreach that exposes our usual posture: we love “the system” when it flatters us and resent it when it touches our wallet. His patriot is almost anti-instinctive, someone who can translate personal annoyance into institutional trust.
The subtext is a rebuke aimed at the selective patriot: the person who praises law and order in the abstract but treats rules as optional when they’re late for dinner. In mid-century American life, with its booming car culture and expanding local bureaucracies, the parking ticket becomes a perfect symbol of modern governance - mundane, ubiquitous, and capable of feeling oppressive precisely because it’s so ordinary. Vaughan is arguing that democracy isn’t proved by ideals alone; it’s proved by procedures that still apply when you’d prefer an exception.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Attributed to Bill Vaughan (1915–1977); quotation listed on Wikiquote page 'Bill Vaughan' , “A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.” |
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Citation Formats
APA Style (7th ed.)
Vaughan, Bill. (2026, January 15). A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-real-patriot-is-the-fellow-who-gets-a-parking-128941/
Chicago Style
Vaughan, Bill. "A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-real-patriot-is-the-fellow-who-gets-a-parking-128941/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-real-patriot-is-the-fellow-who-gets-a-parking-128941/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.







