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Daily Inspiration Quote by Bill Vaughan

"A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works"

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Patriotism, Vaughan suggests, isn’t the chest-thumping kind that demands constant applause. It’s the quieter, rarer willingness to be inconvenienced by the same rules that bind everyone else. By making the patriotic act not winning a war or waving a flag but accepting a parking ticket, he yanks the concept out of grand mythology and drops it into the petty irritations of civic life. That’s the joke: the nation proves itself not in ceremony, but in enforcement.

The line works because it weaponizes a small humiliation. A parking ticket is universally legible as unfair in the moment, even when it’s deserved. Vaughan’s “rejoices” is deliberately excessive, a comic overreach that exposes our usual posture: we love “the system” when it flatters us and resent it when it touches our wallet. His patriot is almost anti-instinctive, someone who can translate personal annoyance into institutional trust.

The subtext is a rebuke aimed at the selective patriot: the person who praises law and order in the abstract but treats rules as optional when they’re late for dinner. In mid-century American life, with its booming car culture and expanding local bureaucracies, the parking ticket becomes a perfect symbol of modern governance - mundane, ubiquitous, and capable of feeling oppressive precisely because it’s so ordinary. Vaughan is arguing that democracy isn’t proved by ideals alone; it’s proved by procedures that still apply when you’d prefer an exception.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
SourceAttributed to Bill Vaughan (1915–1977); quotation listed on Wikiquote page 'Bill Vaughan' , “A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.”
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Vaughan, Bill. (2026, January 15). A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-real-patriot-is-the-fellow-who-gets-a-parking-128941/

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Vaughan, Bill. "A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-real-patriot-is-the-fellow-who-gets-a-parking-128941/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-real-patriot-is-the-fellow-who-gets-a-parking-128941/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Bill Vaughan

Bill Vaughan (October 8, 1915 - February 25, 1977) was a Journalist from USA.

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