"A ruler isn't always straight"
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A ruler is supposed to be the last word in straightness: a tool that turns ambiguity into a clean line. Robert Half’s line quietly undermines that certainty, and it lands because it uses a humble office object to puncture corporate faith in measurement. Coming from a businessman who built an empire around staffing and “fit,” it reads like a small act of industry heresy: even the instruments we trust to enforce precision can be warped, biased, or misused.
The intent isn’t mystical; it’s managerial. Half is warning that metrics, procedures, and standards are only as reliable as the people and incentives behind them. In business, “straight” often masquerades as objective: the KPI, the performance review, the budget forecast, the compliance checklist. The subtext is that these rulers can bend under pressure - politics, self-interest, the desire to make the quarter look good, the habit of rewarding what’s countable over what’s true. A crooked ruler still draws lines; it just draws bad ones with extra confidence.
There’s also a sly moral edge. “Straight” carries ethical weight, not just geometric. Half suggests that authority figures (and the rules they wield) aren’t automatically honest because they look official. That’s a pointed message from someone operating in mid-century corporate America, when the cult of efficiency and managerial science promised neutrality. The aphorism works because it’s disarmingly simple: it gives you a visual you can’t unsee the next time a supposedly “objective” system tells you who’s valuable and who isn’t.
The intent isn’t mystical; it’s managerial. Half is warning that metrics, procedures, and standards are only as reliable as the people and incentives behind them. In business, “straight” often masquerades as objective: the KPI, the performance review, the budget forecast, the compliance checklist. The subtext is that these rulers can bend under pressure - politics, self-interest, the desire to make the quarter look good, the habit of rewarding what’s countable over what’s true. A crooked ruler still draws lines; it just draws bad ones with extra confidence.
There’s also a sly moral edge. “Straight” carries ethical weight, not just geometric. Half suggests that authority figures (and the rules they wield) aren’t automatically honest because they look official. That’s a pointed message from someone operating in mid-century corporate America, when the cult of efficiency and managerial science promised neutrality. The aphorism works because it’s disarmingly simple: it gives you a visual you can’t unsee the next time a supposedly “objective” system tells you who’s valuable and who isn’t.
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Half, Robert. (2026, January 16). A ruler isn't always straight. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-ruler-isnt-always-straight-118013/
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Half, Robert. "A ruler isn't always straight." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-ruler-isnt-always-straight-118013/.
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"A ruler isn't always straight." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-ruler-isnt-always-straight-118013/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.
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