"A skeptic is a person who would ask God for his ID card"
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Shoaff is writing from the long 20th-century shadow where traditional certainty had been rattled by war, mass politics, and the rise of scientific and managerial thinking. Faith is no longer the default setting; it's one claim among many, competing with ideologies, experts, and institutions that demand proof. The skeptic becomes a kind of secular customs officer, applying the same rules to the divine that we apply to strangers at a bank counter: show me the documentation.
The subtext cuts two ways. On one side, it gently mocks skeptics as people so committed to verification they miss the category error: if God exists, He isn't a guy who forgot his wallet. On the other, it quietly indicts the culture that trained them. When scams are common and authority lies with a straight face, suspicion looks less like cynicism and more like self-defense.
Shoaff's intent isn't to settle the God question. It's to reveal a temperament: the modern mind that can't help turning metaphysics into a background check.
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