"A tall, thin old man waving a scorecard from the corner of his dugout. That's baseball"
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The intent is affectionate reduction: boil baseball down to its most recognizable theater of patience and control. That “tall, thin old man” is a stand-in for the game’s stubborn longevity, the way baseball venerates experience even as the body frays. The scorecard is both prop and proof, a paper monument to the sport’s obsession with record-keeping and earned narrative. Baseball is the only major game where a manager can look like a retired school principal and still feel like the fulcrum of events.
Subtext: the action you pay for is rarely the action that defines the day. Baseball’s emotional center often lives in pauses, signs, and tiny decisions made at a distance from the spotlight. Harwell, a legendary broadcaster, understood that fans don’t just follow outcomes; they follow characters, habits, and the slow accrual of meaning. The line reads like a broadcast aside, but it’s also a cultural argument: baseball is less a spectacle than a long-running community story, kept alive by people who insist on scoring it.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Harwell, Ernie. (2026, January 17). A tall, thin old man waving a scorecard from the corner of his dugout. That's baseball. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-tall-thin-old-man-waving-a-scorecard-from-the-49403/
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Harwell, Ernie. "A tall, thin old man waving a scorecard from the corner of his dugout. That's baseball." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-tall-thin-old-man-waving-a-scorecard-from-the-49403/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"A tall, thin old man waving a scorecard from the corner of his dugout. That's baseball." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-tall-thin-old-man-waving-a-scorecard-from-the-49403/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.




