"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties"
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The joke lands because it treats “the impossible” not as a triumph but as a workplace performance review. Larson’s line is a cartoonist’s scalpel: it punctures the heroic myth of overachievement by translating it into the petty, procedural language of management. The punch is the word “only,” which flips what should be a career-defining moment into a grim little inevitability. No parade, no promotion, just a quiet update to your job description.
The intent is satirical but not abstract. It’s aimed at a recognizable ecosystem: offices where competence is punished with more work, where “team player” becomes a synonym for “available,” and where extraordinary effort is quickly normalized into expectation. The boss isn’t depicted as villainous so much as structurally incentivized to extract. That’s the subtext: this isn’t about one bad manager, it’s about a system that treats labor as infinitely elastic and rewards results while refusing to acknowledge the cost.
Larson also nails the psychological trap. Doing the impossible feels like liberation; it proves you’re capable of more than your title. But success creates precedent, and precedent becomes entitlement. The employee learns that boundaries, not brilliance, determine workload. The line reads like gallows humor from anyone who has stayed late “just this once” and watched it become every week.
Contextually, it’s a clean snapshot of late-20th-century corporate culture that still maps perfectly onto today’s hustle economy, where productivity is celebrated rhetorically and monetized practically - often by someone else.
The intent is satirical but not abstract. It’s aimed at a recognizable ecosystem: offices where competence is punished with more work, where “team player” becomes a synonym for “available,” and where extraordinary effort is quickly normalized into expectation. The boss isn’t depicted as villainous so much as structurally incentivized to extract. That’s the subtext: this isn’t about one bad manager, it’s about a system that treats labor as infinitely elastic and rewards results while refusing to acknowledge the cost.
Larson also nails the psychological trap. Doing the impossible feels like liberation; it proves you’re capable of more than your title. But success creates precedent, and precedent becomes entitlement. The employee learns that boundaries, not brilliance, determine workload. The line reads like gallows humor from anyone who has stayed late “just this once” and watched it become every week.
Contextually, it’s a clean snapshot of late-20th-century corporate culture that still maps perfectly onto today’s hustle economy, where productivity is celebrated rhetorically and monetized practically - often by someone else.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Doug Larson — attribution listed on Wikiquote (Doug Larson entry) for the quip "Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties." |
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