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Daily Inspiration Quote by Richard Griffiths

"Actors do have good and bad sides. It's because the passage down the birth canal distorts the face. People born by caesarean section are more symmetrical"

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Leave it to an actor to turn the face into a punchline and biology into backstage gossip. Richard Griffiths is riffing on the oldest showbiz cliché - the “good side” actors angle toward the camera like it’s a life raft - then undercutting it with mock-scientific bluntness. The intent isn’t to deliver a dermatology lecture; it’s to puncture vanity with something cheerfully unromantic: you’re not mysterious, you’re slightly squished.

The line works because it plays at being clinical while staying resolutely comedic. “Passage down the birth canal” is deliberately unglamorous phrasing, almost medical in its specificity, and that’s the joke: the grand art of screen presence reduced to a birth story. The caesarean tag is a neat escalation, offering a clean, modern “solution” to a very old insecurity. It’s absurd on purpose, but it lands because it echoes how image culture thinks: symmetry as destiny, a face as fate, the body as something you can optimize.

Subtext-wise, Griffiths is teasing the industry’s obsession with surfaces while sneaking in a kinder truth. Everyone has asymmetry; the “bad side” is often just the side you’re less used to seeing. Actors, whose work depends on being looked at, internalize these micro-mythologies to cope with relentless scrutiny. Griffiths’ humor doesn’t deny that pressure - it deflates it. He’s basically saying: if you’re going to be insecure, at least be funny about it, because the origin story is ridiculous and so is the standard.

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Griffiths, Richard. (n.d.). Actors do have good and bad sides. It's because the passage down the birth canal distorts the face. People born by caesarean section are more symmetrical. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/actors-do-have-good-and-bad-sides-its-because-the-89272/

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Griffiths, Richard. "Actors do have good and bad sides. It's because the passage down the birth canal distorts the face. People born by caesarean section are more symmetrical." FixQuotes. Accessed February 2, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/actors-do-have-good-and-bad-sides-its-because-the-89272/.

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"Actors do have good and bad sides. It's because the passage down the birth canal distorts the face. People born by caesarean section are more symmetrical." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/actors-do-have-good-and-bad-sides-its-because-the-89272/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.

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Richard Griffiths (born July 31, 1947) is a Actor from England.

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