"Age is not important unless you're a cheese"
About this Quote
The joke works on a simple reversal. We’re trained to treat aging as decline, a narrowing of options, a quiet exit from desirability and relevance. Hayes flips that script by picking one of the few things where aging is unambiguously a flex. Cheese improves with time because we’ve agreed to read its transformation as refinement rather than decay. That’s the subtext: “value” isn’t inherent in age, it’s a cultural verdict. If we can romanticize mold in a cellar, we can stop treating wrinkles as a public apology.
There’s also an actor’s pragmatism underneath the sparkle. Performance is constant reinvention; your “age” is always being cast, lit, costumed, revised. Hayes turns a loaded demographic label into something absurdly literal, shrinking a social obsession down to dairy. It’s a one-liner with a steel frame: you don’t win against ageism by pleading; you win by refusing its premises and keeping the room laughing while you do it.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Quote attributed to Helen Hayes; see Helen Hayes — Wikiquote (entry: "Age is not important unless you're a cheese.") |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hayes, Helen. (2026, January 15). Age is not important unless you're a cheese. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/age-is-not-important-unless-youre-a-cheese-26304/
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Hayes, Helen. "Age is not important unless you're a cheese." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/age-is-not-important-unless-youre-a-cheese-26304/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Age is not important unless you're a cheese." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/age-is-not-important-unless-youre-a-cheese-26304/. Accessed 8 Feb. 2026.








